HEAVEN — Heavenly sources report that the Lord has decided it is once again time to wipe out most of humanity after Kentuck Fried Chicken released the Oreo Chicken Sandwich.
HEAVEN — Heaven's residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris's martial arts demonstration or heading over to listen to the new Dolly Parton Show.
ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at.
The Fox News host’s notion of the afterlife looks like Donald Trump’s home on Earth.
HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji counts exactly the same as actually praying for someone.
Nicole Kerr joins NewsNation to discuss what she believes occurred while she was clinically dead for 13 minutes following a car crash. "Katie Pavlich Tonight" offers a conservative take on the day’s events while welcoming all viewpoints. The goal: cutting through left-right bias in pursuit of plain facts and honest analysis.
HEAVEN - St. Paul has officially relinquished his self-proclaimed title "Chief of Sinners" after learning of the newest allegations against Graham Platner.
David Russell shares a video where he asks orbs in the sky if they are from Jesus. Watch this full episode of "Unreported": https://youtu.be/wMrCs1fdPEQ #UFOs #Jesus #orbs
CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that everyone gets their own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier toy.
HEAVEN — Within moments of arriving at the Pearly Gates, local boomer Gary Whitaker located Heaven's sound booth and politely but firmly informed the angelic operator that the worship music was too loud.