BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Hawaiian Newlyweds Head Off To Luxurious Honeymoon In Iowa
DES MOINES, IA — Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at Des Moines International Airport on Monday to begin their seven-day luxury dream honeymoon in exotic Polk County, Iowa.