DAILYCALLER (Andrew Powell) - ‘Did You Guys See That?’: Eagles DC Vic Fangio Makes Hilarious Fauci Joke To Give Us Classic Training Camp Zinger
I have another training camp banger for you!
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'It'd Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,' Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular
RAWLINS, WY — While staring at millions of acres of desolate sagebrush, local woman Michelle Clemmens absent-mindedly remarked how easy it would be to dispose of a human corpse out there.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn't Homeless
DENVER, CO — A local man attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent weeks for being the last remaining person in Denver who isn't homeless.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation
FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that he had only taken roughly five hundred million photos during her European vacation.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
MOUNT SINAI — In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land "flowing with milk and honey," one local Reubenite, later identified as Dathan son of Eliab, decided he should probably keep quiet about the fact that he doesn't particularly care for milk or honey.
HUFFPOST - The Way The White House Shot Its Latest Trump Photo Sparks Repeated Joke Online
Many critics made the same mocking observation.
HUFFPOST - Colin Jost Nearly Sacrifices 'The Most Important Thing' In His Life On 'Weekend Update'
Michael Che couldn't believe how close his co-host came to losing his "beautiful, award-winning, world-famous" feature on live TV.
NYTIMES (Shawn McCreesh) - President and First Lady Melania Trump Demand ABC Fire Jimmy Kimmel Over ‘Widow’ Joke
The joke was recorded two days before the White House correspondents’ dinner, where a gunman tried to storm the press gala.
NEWSNATIONNOW (Patrick Djordjevic) - Dr. Oz confirms soda doesn't kill cancer after Trump joke
Dr. Mehmet Oz lightheartedly confirmed to NewsNation that the cure to cancer is not found in soda.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s
LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission changed course from splashing down off the coast of California and instead headed straight for a Buc-ee's.