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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco Bell Institute.

NYTIMES (K. R. Callaway) - Scientists React to the Lab-Made, Yet Lifelike, SpudCell

This cell-like structure can grow, feed, divide and compete. Researchers ponder what it means for the future of synthetic biology and our definition of “life.”

NPR (Ari Daniel) - Willy Wonka would love this laboratory that checks the quality of chocolate

The chocolate biz is raising the bar with a lab to assess cacao beans from around the world. (Talk about a sweet gig!) Consumers and farmers stand to benefit from the "Standard of Excellence" program.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory

CANARY ISLANDS — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at his mobile laboratory aboard a cruise ship.

DAILYCALLER (Geoffrey Ingersoll) - INGERSOLL: Super-Soldier Chimps And Absconded American Scientist Leave Pentagon Sweating

No one really knows the health consequences of adding silicon to biological hardware

NYTIMES (Eric Niiler and John Stember) - Forest Service Research Labs Are Closing

A research lab in Washington State tracks ecological changes in a warming climate and provides scientific guidance for forest managers. It is one of 57 such facilities being shuttered.

NYTIMES (Julie Bosman) - Scientist Charged With Trying to Poison University Lab Colleague

The scientist, at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, had built up grievances against his co-worker after five years of working together, court documents said.

JUSTTHENEWS (Natalia Mittelstadt) - Arizona sheriff in Guthrie case pushes back on allegations he is blocking FBI access to evidence

Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos said that the FBI agreed with his decision to send newly discovered evidence to a private lab in Florida, which has worked with his office for years

JUSTTHENEWS (John Solomon) - Fauci Fallout: New NIH chief says all gain-of-function research stopped, no lockdowns in future

Gain of function research is a controversial form of science that tries to enhance deadly viruses and bacteria to make them more deadly in an effort to study future pandemic responses.