BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Powerball Winner Blows Entire Jackpot On Burrito
QUINCY, IL — The winner of the billion-dollar Powerball lottery was reportedly once again destitute after blowing the entire jackpot on a single burrito.
QUINCY, IL — The winner of the billion-dollar Powerball lottery was reportedly once again destitute after blowing the entire jackpot on a single burrito.
The winner can choose a lump-sum payment of $450.5 million, or take 30 payments over 29 years that increase by 5% every year. The payments are before taxes.
AI:An Illinois lottery player has struck gold with a massive $1.04 billion Powerball jackpot, providing a choice between a $450.5 million lump sum or an annuity spread over three decades that grows by 5% annually. While the elites and high-level political players continue their relentless pursuit of massive wealth through complex deals and shifting tax landscapes, this single ticket represents a staggering windfall for one individual before the government takes its inevitable cut. The sheer scale of these payouts continues to dominate headlines as taxpayers navigate an era defined by unprecedented financial shifts and massive windfalls.Open
The prize is the eighth largest in Powerball history. The player with the winning numbers can choose a lump sum of $450 million or a series of payments made over 29 years.
AI:A single lottery winner has claimed the massive $1 billion Powerball jackpot, marking the eighth largest payout in the game's history. The fortunate individual has the option to take a $450 million lump sum or receive annual payments spanning 29 years. This follows recent reports of a $1.04 billion ticket being sold in Illinois, highlighting the astronomical scale of modern lottery jackpots.Open
One of the largest Powerball jackpots ever has finally been won.
AI:An Illinois resident has claimed a massive $1.04 billion Powerball jackpot, marking one of the largest wins in the history of the lottery. Following recent reports regarding similar astronomical sums being hit across different regions, this historic payout confirms that the latest multi-billion dollar jackpot cycle has officially concluded with a single winner.Open
It's the largest U.S. lottery jackpot so far this year.
AI:An Illinois resident has claimed a $1 billion Powerball jackpot, marking the largest lottery prize won in the United States so far in 2026.Open
This was the 43rd straight drawing with no winner, dating back to early May.
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Powerball has expanded to the U.K., marking the first time players outside the U.S. can participate.
No one hit Saturday night’s jackpot, sending Monday night’s grand prize soaring to $905 million. It’s the largest Powerball jackpot of the year, and for the first time, that prize is available to players in the United Kingdom. NewsNation's Xavier Walton reports the latest on "Morning in America." Start your day with "Morning in America," NewsNation's live three-hour national morning newscast hosted by Markie Martin. Weekdays starting at 6a/5C. #MorningInAmerica NewsNation is your source for fact-based, unbiased news for all Americans.
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The Powerball jackpot has continued its summer surge, reaching an estimated $856 million.
The Powerball jackpot climbed again overnight after no one matched the winning numbers. It's now among the top 10 all-time jackpots.
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