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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Prepares To Perform Self-Lobotomy With Cereal Spoon After Daughter Discovers 'Blippi' Fri Sep 18 20:48:38 2026

COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Greg Gentry reportedly spent Friday morning mentally and physically preparing to perform a lobotomy on himself after his four-year-old daughter discovered the children's television franchise Blippi.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/man-prepares-to-perform-self-lobotomy-with-cereal-spoon-after-daughter-discovers-blippi/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 12 Common Trap Questions From Your Wife And How To Respond To Each Thu Sep 17 22:08:38 2026

Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/12-common-trap-questions-from-your-wife-and-how-to-respond-to-each/
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