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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim

HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please stop roundhouse kicking the cherubim.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/saint-peter-gently-asks-chuck-norris-to-stop-roundhouse-kicking-the-cherubim/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesn’t Have To Eat Bugs Anymore

HEAVEN — Old habits from life on Earth seemed to be challenging to break, as reports from Heaven indicated that Saint Peter was seen trying to explain to John the Baptist that he didn't have to eat bugs anymore.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/peter-trying-to-explain-to-john-the-baptist-he-doesnt-have-to-eat-bugs-anymore/
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