DAILYCALLER (Evelyn Elliott) - The Southern Baptist Convention Takes Major Step To Oust Churches With Female Pastors
'There's a great line that divides liberal and biblical evangelicalism.'
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - SBC Approves Use Of Tasers On Any Visitor Who Tries To Slip Past Greeters
NASHVILLE, TN — The Southern Baptist Convention voted to adopt a new church policy on Wednesday where tasers can be used on visitors who try to sneak past the church greeters.