BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist
AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of The Economist.
AMERICANTHINKER - Musk's example proves that we need more wealth inequality
Fraught Dems fret that Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is “bad news.” Their rationale: it represents increasing wealth inequality. Good! The alternative is poverty equality.
DAILYCALLER (Arianna Hooker) - Elon Musk Gets Dealt Blow By Biden-Appointed Judge Days After Becoming Trillionaire
'Open AI does not want anyone's trade secrets'
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world's first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the Democratic Party pledged to never stop fighting as long as anyone in America is still allowed to be successful.
AMERICANTHINKER - Elon's big score: The facts
The cash is today in the hands of a man who sees himself as the historical figure who will open the gates to the greater universe.
AXIOS (Emily Peck) - How SpaceX's arrival impacts the stock market
The markets are starting the week in their trillion-dollar IPO era, now that SpaceX shares are trading. Why it matters: Think of Elon Musk's company like a pebble, a big one, thrown into a giant lake of equity — there will be ripples through the public and private markets, and they'll be rippling for a while. - "Any large IPO has a gravitational pull to them, so they can have sizable effects on the public markets, on private markets and sectors," Aaron Mulvihill, a strategist at JPMorgan Asset Management, tells Axios. State of play: Those impacts take time. SpaceX made only a small slice of its shares available to the market — around 5%. - In a typical IPO, a company will offer up about 10%-20% of its shares as its float, Mulvihill…
AMERICANTHINKER - The Commissar’s Plans to Steal Elon Musk’s Wealth
Image via Raw Pixel . Raw Pixel Elon Musk is now the world’s first trillionaire. And the socialists burrowed in our government can’t stand it.
BITCHUTE - Elon Musk... The First Trillionaire
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REDSTATE (Nick Arama) - Gavin Newsom and Media Outlet Tag Team for Two Wild Takes on Elon Becoming a Trillionaire
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Elon Musk Credits Trillionaire Status To Dave Ramsey Envelope System
U.S. — After making history by becoming the world's first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully following the Dave Ramsey envelope system.