DAILYCALLER (Faith Miller) - 10 Processed Foods That Taste Awesome But Will Probably Kill You — Or At Least Make You Super Fat
'alarming glyphosate residues'
NYTIMES (Chris Cameron) - White House Releases Results of Trump’s Latest Physical Exam
The report by President Trump’s physician said he was in “excellent health.” It showed that he had gained weight and that neurological and heart tests had come back “normal.”
DAILYCALLER (John Loftus) - I Suffered Ego Death In J-Crew’s Fitting Room
Post-marriage weight gain is real
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds
Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest, try just gaining 20 pounds instead.