BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Trump Repairs The Crack In The Liberty Bell
PHILADELPHIA, PA — President Donald Trump proudly announced on Friday that he had repaired the crack on the Liberty Bell, outraging millions of Americans.
PHILADELPHIA, PA — President Donald Trump proudly announced on Friday that he had repaired the crack on the Liberty Bell, outraging millions of Americans.
President Trump is participating in a roundtable on agriculture Friday afternoon from Wisconsin. The Trump administration has felt pressure from farmers over rising fertilizer costs associated with the war in Iran and restrictions on shipping through the Strait of Hormuz — a key shipping channel for the product and a fifth of the global oil supply. The House on Thursday also passed its second fiscal 2027 appropriations bill, including funding for the agriculture and rural development. The event is Chippewa Falls, Wis., is scheduled to begin at 4 p.m. EDT.
The mayor, Ras Baraka, said the city would not spend taxpayers’ money to safeguard Delaney Hall, an immigration detention center in Newark run by a private prison company.
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The country on Thursday released a national artificial intelligence strategy that focuses on building its sovereign capability and protecting consumers.
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“The prayers, messages, flowers, meals, hugs, and countless acts of kindness have carried us,” she wrote.
The judge also put a stop to the processing of asylum claims from any country and ordered a review of all immigration benefits.