JUSTTHENEWS (Nicholas Ballasy) - U.S. intercepts Iranian ballistic missiles targeting Kuwait and Bahrain
“There are currently no reports of harm to U.S. personnel,” CENTCOM said.
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YOUTUBE (NewsNation) - Karmelo Anthony murder trial jury returns to court after viewing knife | Morning in America
Court resumes Saturday in the murder trial of Karmelo Anthony, the 19-year-old accused of killing Austin Metcalf at a track meet in Frisco, Texas. Jurors heard emotional testimony from first responders, police and witnesses. NewsNation's Lia Lando reports. Start your day with "Morning in America," NewsNation's live three-hour national weekend morning newscast hosted by Hena Doba. Saturday and Sunday starting at 7a/6C. #MorningInAmerica NewsNation is your source for fact-based, unbiased news for all Americans.
STRIPES (Gary Warner) - Navy will add more modern submarines to Naval Base Kitsap, possibly increase number of aircraft carriers | Stars and Stripes
The Navy is finalizing the Environmental Assessment for the ballistic-missile submarine base at Bangor at one end of the 20,000-acre Kitsap base.
STRIPES (John Vandiver) - Decoys may be key to shielding US air defenses from Iran, Army report says | Stars and Stripes
Decoys, recently used by Ukraine to deceive Russian forces, could be useful in protecting U.S. targets in the Middle East, an Army research report says.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - St. Paul Relinquishes ‘Chief Of Sinners’ Title After New Platner Allegations Come To Light
HEAVEN - St. Paul has officially relinquished his self-proclaimed title "Chief of Sinners" after learning of the newest allegations against Graham Platner.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys
CHICAGO, IL - The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due to all of its players and fans having been killed in drive-bys.
NYTIMES (Jamelle Bouie, Michelle Cottle, David French and Derek Arthur) - Graham Platner and the Rise of the ‘Dirtbag’ Democrat
And what the Maine candidate reveals about politics today.
NYTIMES (Maureen Dowd) - Norma Jeane’s Still Got It!
Some continue to like it hot.
NYTIMES (Mansi Choksi) - For Dubai’s Migrants, War Is One More Worry in Super Stressed Lives
For laborers in Dubai, a free stress-management class offers a temporary oasis of calm amid struggles with debt, loneliness, long hours and, in recent months, the fear of missile strikes.