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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Vegan Crossfitter Cyclist Unsure What To Tell You About First Wed Apr 29 18:13:05 2026

SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a local vegan Crossfitter cyclist has become increasingly frustrated in his social life because he never knows what to tell people about first.

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