DAILYCALLER (Mr. Right) - Cops Arrest Vigilante Hero Who Allegedly Shot At Naked Cyclists With BB Gun
Legend?
WASHINGTONPOST (David J. Lynch) - Cyclist arrested at Reflecting Pool is former Olympian who denies vandalism claims
David Hearn said he touched the Reflecting Pool’s detached liner but “didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.” Trump accused vandals of sabotaging the refurbishment.
NYTIMES (Stefanos Chen and Claire Fahy) - Scooter Rider and Cyclist Are Killed in Head-On Crash on N.Y.C. Bridge
The collision on the Queensboro Bridge involved an e-scooter that is not legally allowed to be used on the streets of New York.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Vegan Crossfitter Cyclist Unsure What To Tell You About First
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a local vegan Crossfitter cyclist has become increasingly frustrated in his social life because he never knows what to tell people about first.