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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire Mon Aug 10 18:50:46 2026

PLAINVIEW, TX — Local 40-year-old man Ben Gantry admitted that he had spent the past three decades chasing the high he first felt while seeing the cards bounce around the computer screen after winning a game of solitaire.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-still-chasing-high-of-seeing-cards-bounce-around-screen-after-winning-solitaire/
Keywords	solitairegamingcomputer-gamesdigital-addictiontexashumorsatirevideo-gamesboredomtech

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play 'Math Blaster' Wed May 13 19:37:01 2026

U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today's children routinely struggle with mathematics is because they no longer play computer games from the bestselling Math Blaster! franchise.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/study-determines-top-reason-kids-failing-at-math-is-because-they-no-longer-play-math-blaster/
Keywords	satirehumorparodybabylon-beemath-blastereducationstudykidsmathgamingcomputer-gamesusaabsurdityfunny