NYTIMES (Luis Ferré-Sadurní) - ‘They Opened the Door and Pulled Us Out’: How ICE Descended on a Town
One summer morning, immigration agents swooped in and detained 18 immigrants at a store in Lakewood, N.J., plunging the town into fear.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer 'Lord Of The Rings' Viewing Schedule
LAKEWOOD, CO — In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the living room to unveil the family's detailed, non-negotiable Lord of the Rings summer viewing schedule.