NYTIMES (Remy Tumin) - Lions, Tigers and Bomb-Sniffing Dogs: Zoos Face Scores of Swatting Calls
About 40 zoos and aquariums across the United States have responded to bombing and shooting threats in recent months that turned out to be hoaxes.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.