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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet

EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a flaming sword reportedly started wondering if he could move yet.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/angel-still-guarding-eden-with-flaming-sword-wondering-if-he-can-move-yet/
Keywordsedenangelflaming-swordgarden-of-edensatirebiblereligionfaithwaitinghumorspiritualcreationmythologybiblicalparadiseguardingeternalbabylon-beefunnyabsurdity

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer

U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-the-angel-saved-daniel-by-distracting-lions-with-a-laser-pointer/
Keywordsbabylon-beesatirefunnyentertainmentdaniellionsbiblereligionangelhistoryscholarslaser-pointerhumormythologyred-green-axis

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels

HEAVEN — A group of seraphim guarding the gates of Heaven was terrified yesterday by the sudden appearance of legendary martial artist and action star Chuck Norris, who passed into glory at the earthly age of 86.

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Sourcehttps://babylonbee.com/news/fear-not-says-chuck-norris-to-calm-trembling-angels/
Keywordschuck-norrisbabylon-beesatirefunnyheavenreligionmartial-artsaction-starcelebrityentertainmentdeathobituaryangelseraphimusahumor