BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to the death over the right to use the park's facilities.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Sad: Woman's Mascara Not Smudged Enough While Filming Crying Selfie Video And Now She Has To Start All Over
PALO ALTO, CA — After experiencing repeated mascara malfunctions, local woman Brittany Gleeson admitted to friends that it took over 600 takes to get the right video of herself crying into her camera.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids
Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite a bit over these past few decades. The punishments of yesteryear simply don't work on kids today. But don't lose hope, parents.
AMERICANALMANAC (Sadie Smith) - Babylon Bee sues New Mexico over law forcing disclaimers on AI political satire
The Babylon Bee is taking New Mexico to federal court over a state law that requires government-mandated disclaimers on AI-generated political satire, a law the state's own attorney general has called likely unconstitutional. The conservative Christian satirical website filed a lawsuit and a motion for a preliminary injunction against the New Mexico State Ethics Commission, […] The post Babylon Bee sues New Mexico over law forcing disclaimers on AI political satire appeared first on American Almanac .
The Babylon Bee is taking New Mexico to federal court over a state law that requires government-mandated disclaimers on AI-generated political satire, a law the state's own attorney general has called likely unconstitutional. The conservative Christian satirical website filed a lawsuit and a motion for a preliminary injunction against the New Mexico State Ethics Commission, challenging provisions of HB 182 that force anyone publishing AI-generated political content, including parody and satire, to slap a state-prescribed disclaimer on it. Alliance Defending Freedom, the Bee's longtime legal counsel, filed the suit on Tuesday, arguing the law violates the First and Fourteenth Amendments. The complaint frames the fight in blunt terms: HB…Open
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define a woman after several hours of meetings led to a stalemate on where to go to lunch.
AI:The WNBA task force failed to reach a definition of what constitutes a woman during its recent meeting, instead becoming deadlocked over lunch arrangements. This latest display of administrative paralysis and ideological dysfunction highlights the ongoing struggle within professional sports to address biological eligibility and transgender athlete participation. As progressive social engineering continues to prioritize performative bureaucracy over fairness for female athletes, the league remains unable to provide clarity on fundamental biological realities.Open
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado
America's 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it's so much more! For example, the state bird is lark bunting. Bet you didn't know that.
AI:The Babylon Bee takes a satirical jab at those who view Colorado through a simplistic lens, mockingly suggesting that despite its mountainous terrain, the real draw for new residents might just be knowing that the state bird is the lark bunting. It serves as a ridiculous counterpoint to the very real and grueling political impasses currently being fought by governors over critical water rights in the region.Open
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - WNBA Brings In Revered Supreme Court Justice To Help Determine What A Woman Is
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.
AI:In an ongoing display of institutional incompetence and identity politics, the WNBA has reportedly sought the assistance of a revered Supreme Court Justice to help define what constitutes a woman. This move comes as the league continues to spiral into chaos over transgender player eligibility and the refusal to acknowledge basic biological realities, prioritizing woke social engineering over the integrity of women's professional athletics.Open
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Declines Yearbook Request To 'Stay Cool'
AMARILLO, TX — Amarillo High School graduate David Flexner has reportedly declined several yearbook requests to "stay cool."
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