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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers Mon Mar 2 19:15:42 2026

EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient Memphis to wow the early Egyptians with the futuristic technology of Gushers.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-back-in-time-to-mesmerize-ancients-with-futuristic-technology-of-gushers/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket Tue Jan 27 21:37:11 2026

BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/man-ready-to-take-on-the-world-after-sliding-favorite-pocket-knife-into-jeans-pocket/
Keywords	pocket-knifeboiseidahoabsurditysatiremanconfidencedenimjeanslifestylehumordaily-lifetoolspreparednessboise-idodditiesrandom-news