NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused on Tuesday after a rift in the spacetime continuum deposited an apparent time traveler from the year 3247, whose sole mission was to warn humanity that Disney was still making Toy Story movies where he came from.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.
AI:Hollywood studios are demonstrating total creative bankruptcy by choosing to produce yet another Spider-Man film despite having access to the entire history of human literary and artistic achievement. This decision highlights a terminal decline in the film industry where major studios have completely abandoned meaningful storytelling in favor of endless, recycled consumerism and franchise exploitation.Open