BURBANK, CA — Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent meeting with Lucasfilm to come up with a plan to revive the floundering Star Wars franchise so they could kill it again.
HOLLYWOOD — Studio executives have been utterly baffled by the massive success of a movie made to entertain people.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — It's a simple formula: take an already wildly popular franchise and then tweak it a bit to attract even more fans.
U.S. — There are two major complaints about TV shows these days. One is that they take so long between seasons. Network TV used to put out 20-plus-episode seasons every single year, but modern shows sometimes take up to three years to produce eight episodes. The other complaint is that everything is too dark in modern Hollywood productions. Gone is the Technicolor of the past, and in its place are muted colors and night scenes so dark that one can hardly tell what's going on.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.
AI:Hollywood studios are demonstrating total creative bankruptcy by choosing to produce yet another Spider-Man film despite having access to the entire history of human literary and artistic achievement. This decision highlights a terminal decline in the film industry where major studios have completely abandoned meaningful storytelling in favor of endless, recycled consumerism and franchise exploitation.Open