U.S. — Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose to go woke and make the character "Storm" an African-American woman.
BURBANK, CA — Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent meeting with Lucasfilm to come up with a plan to revive the floundering Star Wars franchise so they could kill it again.
U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as "too far", director Christopher Nolan has cast actor Steve Buscemi as Helen of Troy.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.
AI:Hollywood studios are demonstrating total creative bankruptcy by choosing to produce yet another Spider-Man film despite having access to the entire history of human literary and artistic achievement. This decision highlights a terminal decline in the film industry where major studios have completely abandoned meaningful storytelling in favor of endless, recycled consumerism and franchise exploitation.Open