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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts

FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts.

AMERICANALMANAC (Jonah Adams) - The science behind the 'dad sneeze' — and why fathers may not want to hear it

Fathers who rattle the windows with every sneeze may owe less to biology than to decades of social conditioning that taught them loud is how men handle it. Every family has one. The sharp intake of breath, the half-second of terrible silence, and then the full-throated detonation that sends the dog under the couch and […] The post The science behind the 'dad sneeze' — and why fathers may not want to hear it appeared first on American Almanac .

Fathers who rattle the windows with every sneeze may owe less to biology than to decades of social conditioning that taught them loud is how men handle it. Every family has one. The sharp intake of breath, the half-second of terrible silence, and then the full-throated detonation that sends the dog under the couch and the kids running for cover. The "dad sneeze" has become so universal it now fills entire corners of TikTok, where videos of fathers unleashing room-clearing achoos have racked up millions of views. Parody clips and a Will Ferrell skit have mined the same territory. Even ChatGPT, when asked, reportedly acknowledged that "dads have apparently decided that sneezing is a full-body event." But behind the jokes sits a real…Open

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early

SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sunday, a full 3.5 hours before the 9:30 AM service was scheduled to begin.

THEFEDERALIST (Franklin Camargo) - The Most Effective Social Program Is Being A Good Dad

There is one prevailing factor that actually predicts poverty, crime, academic failure, and dependence on government: Growing up without a father in the home.

YOUTUBE (U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission) - Father’s Day DIY Safety: Power Tool Tips for Dads

Planning a Father’s Day project? Power tools are useful, but they are not toys. Use them safely, stay alert, and keep tools away from kids. Like and subscribe for more safety tips.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Feminism Was A Mistake,' Thinks Man Immediately After Starting To Change Baby's Diaper

MACON, GA — Local dad Ryan Thompson realized that the entire feminist movement was a huge mistake when he was about 10 seconds in to changing his 5-month-old son's diaper.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He's Getting Really Into The Civil War

BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he's getting really into the American Civil War.