BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'No, Sweetie, You Can't Get Any More Lego Sets Until You Build The Ones You Already Have,' Woman Reminds 39-Year-Old Husband
MADISON, WI — Local wife Tamara Dotson gently informed her husband this week that he couldn't have any more Lego sets until he finished building the ones he had.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that she was out of baking powder, and she asked if he could please run out again real quick.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions on how to swear in Swedish.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Upset As Someone Calls Him On Device Specifically Designed For People To Call Him On
TOPEKA, KS — Local man Samuel Denton was deeply upset Tuesday afternoon after his device, which is specifically designed to receive phone calls, received a phone call.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Continues Tenth Year Of Sending Just A Thumbs Up To Every Single Text Message He Receives
ROCKPORT, TX — Local man Jake Minter confirmed that he had now entered his 10th consecutive year of replying to every single text with only a single thumbs-up emoji.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Life Hack: Wife Texting You Too Much? Reply 'Unsubscribe' And She's Legally Required To Stop
Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children
U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called "My First Hobo Camp", with the toy designed to help California children develop the practical life skills they would need for adulthood in the Golden State.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Child Informs Parents She Feels Most Loved When She Is Allowed To Do Everything She Wants With No Consequences
COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents she feels most loved when she's allowed to do whatever she wants without any consequences whatsoever.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Sweet: Free Couch
Whoa, man. Check it out: That's a free couch sitting on the side of the road there. Not a chair. Not a love seat. A whole friggin' couch.
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