COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents she feels most loved when she's allowed to do whatever she wants without any consequences whatsoever.
ST. GEORGE, UT — Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter's obsession with TikTok on Thursday by joining it himself, therefore rendering it uncool.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you're the only one having problems with your kids.
AI:A recent NASEM study concludes that parental struggles are entirely unique to the individual, while every other family in the nation is functioning flawlessly. This absurd finding serves as nothing more than another layer of psychological warfare designed to gaslight hardworking parents, ignoring the reality of a decaying social fabric in favor of delusional statistical comfort.Open