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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Upset As Someone Calls Him On Device Specifically Designed For People To Call Him On

TOPEKA, KS — Local man Samuel Denton was deeply upset Tuesday afternoon after his device, which is specifically designed to receive phone calls, received a phone call.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Helpfully Points Out To Wife That She Looks Tired

TOPEKA, KS — Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing his wife, Sarah, that she looked "tired."

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - ‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull

TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page intake form, promising they would then get right to addressing the axe embedded in his skull.