BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Progressive Church To Allow Mail-In Attendance
PORTLAND, ME — Progressive local church First United Methodist of Portland announced that it would now be offering a mail-in attendance option for its parishioners.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly arrived at church at 6:00 AM on Sunday, a full 3.5 hours before the 9:30 AM service was scheduled to begin.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
It's Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found in God's Word that pertain to the subject.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church
MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist Church of Mobile.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Kid's Crappy Sunday School Drawing Apparently Pleasing To Jesus
LINDALE, TX — Surprising many, a preacher at New Wine Community Church held up a three-year-old child's crappy Sunday school drawing and declared that it was pleasing to Jesus.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026
If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Lame Local Church Doesn't Even Have An App
WACO, TX — According to sources, a lame local church doesn't even have its own app.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic
There may be a bias toward Protestantism here, but being Catholic has its perks, too (reportedly). A delegation from The Babylon Bee flew out to Rome to meet with the College of Cardinals to find out the best reasons to be Catholic.