DAILYCALLER (Christine Sellers) - Canadian Tourist Allegedly Steals Flamingo From Casino, Says He Took It Back To Hotel Room To ‘Pop’ Wing Back In Place
'Deeply distressing'
REDSTATE (Ward Clark) - Owl Be Darned: Shoppers Find Real Bird Dozing Among the Oddities
YOUTUBE (NewsNation) - Tourist accused of stealing, injuring flamingo from Las Vegas hotel
A man is facing multiple felony charges after police say he grabbed a flamingo from the Flamingo hotel’s habitat and brought it to his room. Officers say surveillance footage captured him injuring several birds. #Flamingo #Vegas #Tourist NewsNation is your source for fact-based, unbiased news for all Americans. Find us online: https://www.newsnationnow.com/
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers
EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient Memphis to wow the early Egyptians with the futuristic technology of Gushers.
REDSTATE (Ward Clark) - Neigh-Sayers Silenced: Horses Are the Ultimate Voice Box Whistlers
REDSTATE (Ward Clark) - Seal Finger: Yes, It's Real, and Yes, It's Serious
ABCNEWS - WATCH: Tortoise escapes from burning shed after heat lamp ignites blaze
A pet tortoise escaped a fire that destroyed the shed she lives in after a heat lamp fell and ignited her enclosure in Southern California.
BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku
LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance that he could go his whole life without ever mastering the ancient art of the nunchaku.