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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage Mon Mar 2 22:01:55 2026

LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant lawnmower in the garage.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/soon-whispers-dad-to-dormant-lawnmower-in-garage/
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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Husband Enters Annual Hibernation Period Between Super Bowl And MLB Opening Day Fri Feb 13 19:42:20 2026

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — One of nature's most wondrous events was on full display at one suburban home this week, as a local husband followed his innate instinct to enter his annual hibernation period between the Super Bowl and Major League Baseball Opening Day.

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Source	https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-enters-annual-hibernation-period-between-super-bowl-and-mlb-opening-day/
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