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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women

TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all women.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - 'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card

ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership card at the entrance of the warehouse, an event the politician was heard loudly calling "Jim Crow 2.0."