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BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids Fri Jan 30 22:43:41 2026

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you're the only one having problems with your kids.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair Fri Jan 30 22:43:40 2026

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise choice to succeed Jerome Powell when his term expired in the spring, President Donald Trump nominated an unknown Spanish economist named Ronaldo Paulino as chairman of the Federal Reserve.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Movie Studio With The Entire Collected Works Of Humanity To Select From Decides To Just Do 'Spider-Man' Again Fri Jan 30 22:43:38 2026

LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It Fri Jan 30 22:43:34 2026

U.S. — Self-proclaimed journalist Don Lemon was arrested on Friday for allegedly raiding a church service and intimidating its congregation, prompting experts to warn that such actions taken by the DOJ could be a slippery slope that leads to arresting politicians and other people who deserve it.

BABYLONBEE (Babylon Bee) - Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste Fri Jan 30 22:43:32 2026

U.S. — A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.

YOUTUBE (Owen Report) - My response to Trump's Truth Social Video telling me to 'Shut the F Up' Fri Jan 30 22:43:32 2026

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My response to Trump's Truth Social Video telling me to 'Shut the F Up'

YOUTUBE (Owen Report) - New Epstein Files Worse Reveals Yet, War With Iran, Government Shutdown, Massive Market Selloff Fri Jan 30 22:43:31 2026

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YOUTUBE (Agenda-Free TV) - Don Lemon Arrested, Minneapolis Updates & More - LIVE Breaking News Coverage Fri Jan 30 22:42:24 2026

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Journalist Don Lemon was arrested this morning over a protest at a church in St. Paul, Minnesota. Get the latest on the arrest of Don Lemon, plus updates on the tensions in Minneapolis and other top stories, in our live breaking news coverage. Don Lemon, an independent journalist, did live streaming coverage of the protest against ICE at a church in St. Paul, Minnesota on January 18. He was arrested along with three others this morning for their roles in the protest at Cities Church in St. Paul. Meanwhile, protests and tensions continue in Minneapolis and the surrounding area over ICE and Border Patrol activities. In this interactive live stream, host Steve Lookner brings you the newest breaking news updates on the arrest of Don Lemon, the…

DAILYCALLER (Hwang Kyo Ahn) - Why South Korea’s Election Integrity Should Matter To America Fri Jan 30 22:42:21 2026

South Korea is now effectively paralyzed

DAILYCALLER (Leena Nasir) - Catherine O’Hara Dead At 71 Fri Jan 30 22:42:19 2026

No official cause of death has been released