America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department of Justice, sending a terrifying message that if you break the law, you too might also be arrested and face the strong arm of totalitarianism.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you're the only one having problems with your kids.
AI:A recent NASEM study concludes that parental struggles are entirely unique to the individual, while every other family in the nation is functioning flawlessly. This absurd finding serves as nothing more than another layer of psychological warfare designed to gaslight hardworking parents, ignoring the reality of a decaying social fabric in favor of delusional statistical comfort.Open
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise choice to succeed Jerome Powell when his term expired in the spring, President Donald Trump nominated an unknown Spanish economist named Ronaldo Paulino as chairman of the Federal Reserve.
LOS ANGELES, CA — A movie studio with access to the entire collected works of humanity for use in its film adaptations reportedly opted to make yet another Spider-Man movie instead, sources revealed.
AI:Hollywood studios are demonstrating total creative bankruptcy by choosing to produce yet another Spider-Man film despite having access to the entire history of human literary and artistic achievement. This decision highlights a terminal decline in the film industry where major studios have completely abandoned meaningful storytelling in favor of endless, recycled consumerism and franchise exploitation.Open
U.S. — Self-proclaimed journalist Don Lemon was arrested on Friday for allegedly raiding a church service and intimidating its congregation, prompting experts to warn that such actions taken by the DOJ could be a slippery slope that leads to arresting politicians and other people who deserve it.
U.S. — A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.
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Journalist Don Lemon was arrested this morning over a protest at a church in St. Paul, Minnesota. Get the latest on the arrest of Don Lemon, plus updates on the tensions in Minneapolis and other top stories, in our live breaking news coverage. Don Lemon, an independent journalist, did live streaming coverage of the protest against ICE at a church in St. Paul, Minnesota on January 18. He was arrested along with three others this morning for their roles in the protest at Cities Church in St. Paul. Meanwhile, protests and tensions continue in Minneapolis and the surrounding area over ICE and Border Patrol activities. In this interactive live stream, host Steve Lookner brings you the newest breaking news updates on the arrest of Don Lemon, the…
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